Dr. Doom
Marc Boone Fitzerman Marc Boone Fitzerman

Dr. Doom

He’s certainly no doctor, but he has doomed us all.

For those wondering whether Donald Trump has won, you might start by looking at RFK, Jr. The before and after make for a black-and-white comparison. Before Kennedy got its hands on the CDC, it was the premier source of medical expertise. It established the protocols for childhood vaccination, kept its eye on approaching pandemics, and led the research on dire illness. If you had a child with inoperable brain cancer, the CDC couldn’t save your family, but there was someone in its labs who was working on a cure.

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Left-Wing Egg
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Left-Wing Egg

I’m a big fan of YIVO, but who is not? Founded in Lithuania in the years between the wars, it named itself the “Jewish Scientific Institute.” Each letter in the acronym feels like a musical note, a prayer chanted across the generations. Think of it as the Smithsonian of the Jews, an attic storage room for history and culture that somehow captured the Jewish experience. The founders assumed that everything about the Jews was worthy of study, analysis, archiving, and publication, especially in the lands of Eastern Europe. It was an heroic enterprise of self-conscious nationalism. I wish that I had been present at the founding.

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The Importance of Not Being Ernst
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The Importance of Not Being Ernst

The most disorienting thing about our current politics is the failed link between behavior and its consequences. Sauron can say whatever he wants, and he wins his battles and stays in the White House. JFK, Jr. is a moronic extremist with no regard for truth or expertise, and he is permitted to run amok in health care policy making. Linda McMahon is a former wrestling promoter and she is busy dismantling American education. Whatever safeguards used to exist lie shattered on the terrazzo floors of Mar-a-Lago.

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Protest in Israel
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Protest in Israel

As the tide of public opinion turns, Israel is in the midst of a reputational catastrophe. Day by day, the criticism grows, and the slippage is noticeable in every sphere. I expect to see it in the left leaning press and what used to be called the Democratic Squad, but when Amy Klobuchar hints that the situation in Gaza is intolerable, we have crossed into a whole different universe of opinion. She has now allied herself with Bernie Sanders, arguing against the sale of offensive weapons to Israel. Senator Klobuchar is not some fire-breathing radical. She is the official Mom of the Democratic Party.

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The Pritzker Moment
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The Pritzker Moment

The jury’s still out on Governor Pritzker. Can he carry the fight to Donald Trump? Is he brutal enough to defeat Sauron, Jr.? Will there be an election in 2028 or will the Republicans run another insurrection in the Capital and simply install J.D. Vance by acclimation? Stranger things have happened in history. We are closer to a bloodless (or bloody )coup than I have ever allowed myself to believe

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A Unified Theory of Jew-Hatred
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A Unified Theory of Jew-Hatred

Anti-Semitism is a mysterious creature—present, surreptitious, always lurking. Jews may be hypersensitive to its expression, but history suggests that there is reason for vigilance. The optimistic text of the Passover seder assures us that we will celebrate “next year in Jerusalem,” but it also knows about the perils of our experience. “In every generation they have risen to destroy us.” On more than one occasion, “they” have nearly succeeded.

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Bomber Mezuzah?
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Bomber Mezuzah?

Omigod.

If you happen to be Jewish, you may already have one, but just in case you need a translation, a mezuzah is an ornament for a Jewish front door. It fulfills the demand of the Book of Deuteronomy that we affix God’s word to the door post of our homes. The mezuzah is actually a two-part situation. It includes the case, which is usually decorative, which in turn protects the scroll inside it. The text in question is the very citation that requires the affixing of a mezuzah in the first place, namely short excerpts from Deuteronomy, chapters 5 and 11.

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Failure in the Garden: Damn You, Tomatoes.
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Failure in the Garden: Damn You, Tomatoes.

I know what you’re thinking. This is a metaphor. It’s a meditation about the world, and it’s inevitable disappointments. It’s about life, the universe, dealing with defeat.

Nope. It’s about My Actual Garden, the patch of land in the back of the house and the little strip next to the driveway. I love to garden, and my summer planting is finished , but I can already glimpse the basic lineaments of failure.

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Walters Gets Worse
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Walters Gets Worse

For a while there was a debate in the local community about whether to talk about Ryan Walters. Everyone I know was already talking, either laughing bitterly or swearing at the TV screen. How was it possible that, with its abundance of maladies, Oklahoma ended up with the Dark Prince of MAGA? It felt like a punishment from the depths of the universe, a rain of anvils from a midnight sky.

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Cultural Revolution
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Cultural Revolution

Those of us who survived Trump 1.0 were ill-prepared for the second round. It’s as if the intervening years threw us off our game. The hyper-alertness that came with COVID slumped during the relief of the Biden presidency. All was well. Normalcy had prevailed. The country was intact and its institutions were sound. If Trump was a stress test, it ended well, and we returned to the routines of sane predictability.

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Army Maneuvers
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Army Maneuvers

Washington D.C. is a pretty big city, with many of the amenities and some of the deficits. I’ve probably visited ten times so far, and our daughter worked there for a couple of years. It’s a spectacular place for museums and theater, and Jewish community life is highly developed. I would put it on par with Boston or Chicago. More experienced travelers will have their own opinions.

I’ve also found it safe and secure. Our daughter’s first job in education was at Jefferson Middle School in the general vicinity of the Hirshhorn Museum. Like all schools in the Teach for America network, it was high poverty/low performance in a unlovely neighborhood. But that doesn’t mean it was a dangerous neighborhood.

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Review: “You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah”
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Review: “You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah”

Years ago, at the beginning of COVID, we created a film series called Blatt and Blue. This was a Synagogue project at our congregation in Tulsa, invented by me (?!) in an effort to become famous. Little did I know that it would confirm my obscurity. Sigh.

That aside, the series has endured forever. The principal reviewers are my wife, Alice Blue, and my friend, David Blatt, who have developed a pleasing rhythm of insightful commentary.

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Retaliatory Gerrymandering? Count Me In!
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Retaliatory Gerrymandering? Count Me In!

The first time I understood what we were up against was the final year of Barack Obama’s presidency. Antonin Scalia, the Court’s notorious “originalist” had just died in his bed at a ranch in Texas. Obama proposed a suitable replacement: Merrick Garland, a respected jurist who had friends and supporters on both sides of the aisle. Based on his performance as Attorney General (timid, punctilious, cautious to a fault), it’s hard to say how he might have functioned as a justice. But nobody argued that he was a marginal candidate, unsuitable to the demands of our highest court. Just in case the point needs making, we’re looking at you, Clarence Thomas.

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Big McEntarfer
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Big McEntarfer

Killing the messenger is an ancient trope; tyrants have been doing it since the beginning of time. David the King in the Books of Samuel occasionally shows signs of being driven by conscience, but even he succumbs to the impulse of the autocrat. When a nameless Amalakite reports the death of King Saul, David orders his men to kill the messenger. Admittedly, the young man is tainted by his origins; all Amalakites are supposed to be slain, but David does not have him killed for that. It is that his news is unbearable to the troubled David, who exorcises his demons in a spasm of violence. If you need the details, they’re in Samuel II.

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The Hostages
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The Hostages

The hostages of Gaza have faded from view. Except for their families, writhing in despair, they might as well have been exiled to another universe. They have been buried in their captivity since October 7, stripped to their underclothes in the tunnels beneath the rubble. At this point, their actual number is small. The majority of the remaining cohort are dead, but at least twenty or so seem to be still alive. Alive or dead, they have become disembodied, either physically extinguished or so far gone that they have passed from personhood into political abstractions.

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That Plane from Qatar
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That Plane from Qatar

Watching Republicans not react to The Plane made for two or three minutes of interesting television last spring. Mostly they skittered away from the cameras, like bugs suddenly revealed by a bright kitchen light. It was akin to those scenes in a New York apartment. You open the cupboard in the middle of the night and see the roaches beat it for the crevices. No matter the shape and size of the scandal, Republicans have lost the will to break with Voldemort.

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Gaza: Not in My Name
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Gaza: Not in My Name

I was was born in the Fifties between the founding of Israel and the Six Day War in 1967. That puts me in the sweet spot for old-school Zionism: the flags, the hero worship, the uniforms, the folk dancing.

I’ve confessed elsewhere that I know all the songs, especially the anthems of self-defense. The soundtrack of my youth is not “Meet the Beatles,” but “Hey Daroma le-Eilat.” That’s a salute to the beauties of the Land of Israel, fueled by the thought of territorial expansion. I come from a Labor Zionist family and my grandmother’s brother was a Zionist pioneer. Many of my relatives worked for the State of Israel. For American Jews, we were the real thing.

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Rabbis on the Move
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Rabbis on the Move

It wasn’t supposed to happen this way.

Ha’aretz, Israel’s newspaper of record, just published an article about rabbinic migration. Israeli rabbis, born in the country, are leaving Israel for other destinations. Most are coming to North America to work in synagogues like the ones where I have served. But the whole Jewish world seems to be benefitting from this phenomenon. There are Israeli rabbis in Australia and South America. Several serve congregations all over Europe. Eventually I’m sure we will see one in Tulsa.

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Hunter Tries His Best
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Hunter Tries His Best

Would Joe Biden be president if it were not for Hunter?

Something tells me that’s not the case. No one who saw the fatal debate could possibly believe that he had a chance. In the longish history of televised politics, Biden’s performance was uniquely awful. “Meandering” doesn’t do it justice. You have to add stumbling, gnarled, and incoherent. It wasn’t a matter of graceless language. The problem is that there was no language to speak of.

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Why, Yotam, Why?
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Why, Yotam, Why?

So many people piss me off, I should probably live in solitary confinement.

This time around, it’s Yotam Ottolenghi, celebrity chef, culinary thought leader, and Jewish guy from Jerusalem and London. For a while in the first and second year of COVID, everyone I knew was cooking from his recipes. Bored and fretful, we bought all the books, beautiful affairs stuffed with words and pictures that made it seem like life was still worth living. I remember thinking a lot about the covers, weirdly padded so that they squished like pillows. Each one seemed like its own puffy taco.

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